Today … a blog about nothing. I like to enter contests, especially ones where the players conjure names for new products and such. For instance, Advertising Age magazine once had a monthly contest — TNT, or The Next Trend — a few years back in which readers would submit names and made-up ad campaigns for […]
Entries Tagged as 'Satire'
PingWi-Fi ‘Blogs About Nothing’ — Old West Branding
April 26th, 2012 · Tags: Satire
Long Train Runnin … Long Blog Postin, Thai-Fi Shortage
March 18th, 2012 · Tags: Cities · Satire
There is still much to tell oft the Wi-Fi adventures in Thailand and so little time. This particular blog post is somewhat of a slow train coming … having struggled with writer’s blog and a busy schedule for weeks. When last we talked, the PingWi-Fi entourage was holed up in paradise. And against the advice […]
Wi-Fi Hotspot Interruptus at 40,000 Feet, With Gogo
March 1st, 2012 · Tags: Airports · Satire · Wi-Fi
Ebola Alert … I was sitting, “comfortably” crammed into a seat way too small for a human on an American Airlines flight, enjoying the sweet Gogo inflight Wi-Fi service when a gentleman came rushing down the aisle to the back of the plane … covering his mouth … and stopped to throw up at my […]
Thai Train Kept-A-Rollin … No Wi-Fi, No Bridge In Sight
January 22nd, 2012 · Tags: Cities · Satire
Since my arrival in Thailand, friends have been offering up suggested “soundtracks” for the visit. The most frequent, probably pretty obvious, “One Night In Bangkok.” But one friend dug a little deeper, back to the days of vinyl and mentioned “A Passage To Bangkok” by Canadian power trio Rush. I concur. Briefly, I quote Rush, […]
Wi-Fi Heeds Warnings: Thailand Is Hotspot For No Good Today
January 13th, 2012 · Tags: Cities · Satire · Wi-Fi
On New Year’s Eve in Bangkok, my buddies and I felt a little more secure when we saw a huge police presence throughout the city, particularly in the downtown area, where — with a cast of hundreds of thousands — we would ring in 2012. Ha! We now know that there were terrorist rumblings about […]
1 Banana, 2 Banana … How Much Luv For Wi-Fi? Let Me Count The Ways …
January 6th, 2012 · Tags: Cities · Coffee Shops · Satire · Wi-Fi
IF you know me or read the PingWi-Fi blog, you know “we luvs us some boba tea.” Hmmm … it is pretty scarce here in Thailand … even more scarce than Wi-Fi. I finally found some boba vendors — in this case, maybe boba-teers — in Ayutthaya on the sidewalk, in the outdoor market the […]
No Wait Wi-Fi & Toyota Tactics For Road Warriors
December 8th, 2011 · Tags: Satire · Wi-Fi
Hmmm … can I write a blog in the time it takes Toyota of Fort Worth to inspect my Toyota Highlander? You know, one of the vehicles deemed unsafe by the Chevrolet/Obama administration, publicized all over page 1 in the press and then exonerated in the back of the newspapers a few months late … […]
Stooping Low, Referencing Honey Badger; Other Turkeys
November 29th, 2011 · Tags: Satire
The days between the Thanksgiving football blowout and Christmas seem more blase every year. It’s also the time when I have had enough … left over turkey that is. Obviously there is a correlation between lethargy and overindulgence … I digress … You know what really bothers me? Some folks think leftover turkey sandwiches are […]
PingWi-Fi Challenged With Success In New Dirty Gig Role
November 25th, 2011 · Tags: Satire · Uncategorized
The Dirty Gig is about to get a little less dirty. You may or may not know that this travel blog is funded by a second job in disaster recovery, affectionately referred to as the Dirty Gig. Accordingly, in this blog there have been detailed exploits involving 3 a.m. toilet disasters … flooded hospital basements […]
Detecting Smokey Wi-Fi Signal & Intrigue At La Quinta
September 7th, 2011 · Tags: Cities · Hotels · Satire · Wi-Fi
Soon after I started traveling to disaster cleanup sites — my Dirty Gigs — I was faced with a dilemma. Should I critique or review a hotel in which I live for two weeks or more? Would that be fair, since in the span of oh, say, 30 days, you probably get to witness just […]