Ha … those who follow The PingWF on social media probably noted a flurry of activity today. This means two things. I have a day off from The Dirty Gig … and rain is forecast here … so I am riding the Apple MacBook Pro, rather than the Triumph Thunderbird … at least for now. […]
Entries Tagged as 'Satire'
Rainin On My SpringBreak Parade … Wi-Fi At Dadeland Mall
March 20th, 2016 · Tags: Cities · Coffee Shops · Satire · Wi-Fi
Wi-Fi & The Dirty Gig: One Day At A Time
February 19th, 2016 · Tags: Hotels · Satire
After the initial Republican Debate euphoria and the chance meet up with #MajorGarrett (in the previous blog), The Dirty Gig in South Carolina slowed to a snail’s pace … kinda like a long, slow, southern drawl. Day in, day out, we suited up in Tyvek suits and cleaned grease and soot off industrial machines. The […]
Who Got Game? Major Coincidence For SC Primaries
February 11th, 2016 · Tags: Airports · Cities · Satire · Sports
Decades ago, I was offered a position at a daily newspaper in a mid-sized Texas city. I was very appreciative. Print journalism jobs were not that easy to find. However, the paper — although a Pulitzer Prize winner “in my own backyard” — was not my first choice. I, of course, wanted to […]
‘Cough.’ ‘Cough.’ ‘How Long Have You Had This Cough?’
January 19th, 2016 · Tags: Satire
Soon it will be time to get back out on the road for more of “The Dirty Gig,” (the disaster recovery work that helps to fund this blog) so I have been checking and updating paperwork-type things. It was brought to my attention that I needed to update a Department of Transportation health certification so […]
PingWi-Fi Can’t Decide Whether Or Not To Walk This Way
January 9th, 2016 · Tags: Gadgets · Satire · Wi-Fi
It’s gonna be a long, winding blog … pace yourself, but stay with me. Several friends post results on line when they complete a 4-mile run or whatever. And recently, I retweeted an Internet item about a guy in The UK who had planned various runs, in which the map of his route formed the shape […]
Joy Toy The World … Gadgets Before Wi-Fi
December 23rd, 2015 · Tags: Cities · Gadgets · Satire · Wi-Fi
After the recent change of address for the world headquarters of PingWi-Fi.com, the first thing I did was set up the Wi-Fi hotspot, of course. Then I contacted The Vega Enterprise editor, “The Q,” to request an address change for my subscription to the hometown paper — a news gathering organization dating back to 1948. […]
Driving Ping Crazy … Wi-Fi Road Warriorness
August 25th, 2015 · Tags: Arts · Satire
One of the most alarming statistics of this society is the lack of two-parent homes. I won’t get into the demographics of who’s who, race, gender, etc. … suffice to say, someone in the home is not teaching people how to drive. Being outspoken most of the time and on the road all the time, […]
Meteors & Motorcycles … The Night I Met Sasquatch
August 18th, 2015 · Tags: Satire · Wi-Fi
If the 2015 Perseid meteor shower could only be viewed around 3 a.m. Texas time, there was a good chance that I would never see it — unless I replayed the video from the security cameras to catch it. Too late for my blood on “a school night.” But … forever the optimist, the other […]
Oklahoma Braum’s Lacks Wi-Fi, But Has Culture Of Its Own
February 1st, 2015 · Tags: Cities · Satire · Uncategorized · Wi-Fi
Braum’s is an unusual fast food concept. I think of it as a go-to place in a small town, if there is no Bluebell ice cream at the supermarket. But it is so much more. Great hamburgers … generous fries … and a decent selection of necessity-type groceries and a few odds/ins mixed […]
Rust Never Sleeps & ‘Winter Is Coming’ At Ping Wind Farm
December 14th, 2014 · Tags: Cities · Satire · Wi-Fi
Heading north out of Fort Worth toward my two favorite playa lakes in the world, my little SUV crossover was filled with great expectations … and camping gear. The Panhandle weather was unseasonably mild and sunny. November can be a beautiful time of the year, north of “North Texas” … plush, green winter wheat […]