My morning bicycle ride through a wooded park on the way to the Trinity River was virtually uneventful, except for the very, very large woman feeding her very tiny baby at the park bench — the absolute closest bench to the trail, as conspicuous as possible. So genteel and subtle:) What’s the old baseball joke […]
Entries Tagged as 'Satire'
PingWi-Fi Backing Blue, Packing Smart Phone, On The Scene
April 24th, 2017 · Tags: Cities · Satire · Sports
Remember When “News Organizations” Were Neutral?
July 23rd, 2016 · Tags: Satire
Shout out to new follower Trump Hair. To remain bipartisan, we can only hope Hillary Wrinkles follow suit. #politics #campaign #mediabias — PingWiFi (@PingWiFi) July 23, 2016
Pinging The College World Series … Steely Dan
June 22nd, 2016 · Tags: Satire · Sports
In the event you missed it earlier, UCSB is only team in #CWS2016 named after a #SteelyDan album. How cool is that, #Omaha #ncaa #gauchos — PingWiFi (@PingWiFi) June 23, 2016
Fasten Yo Seatbelts, Elevator Going U-u-u-u-u-up!
May 22nd, 2016 · Tags: Airports · Cities · Hotels · Satire
I must admit, the travel life can be pretty interesting … and on the other hand, sometimes it becomes mundane. That’s when I try to find the good in all … or more accurately, just have fun with it. Take elevators. Pretty mundane, but there’s got to be something interesting about them. Don’t they call […]
Twitter Travel Tips …
April 24th, 2016 · Tags: Satire
Don’t you always wonder what dangerous, hateful stuff a driver did before someone has enough road rage to shoot them? #TwoToTangle #travel — PingWiFi (@PingWiFi) February 3, 2016
Are you following @PingWiFi On Twitter?
April 20th, 2016 · Tags: Satire
A woman who viewed me on a social site had a piglet on her shoulder. Should I tell her I am wearing bacon ear gauges? #dating #hookup #fad — PingWiFi (@PingWiFi) April 20, 2016
Shell Shocked Is Not PC, Nor Is My Take On ‘Farmer/Veteran’
April 17th, 2016 · Tags: Arts · Satire
Day three of The 2016 Dallas International Film Festival was farmer day for PingWi-Fi. An old friend recommended “Farmer/Veteran.” Well, the filmmakers had me at “farmer” … or “veteran” for that matter (two of my favorite groups of people). If you check out the link below, you will see the primary subject of the […]
Easter: Wi-Fi Knievel ‘Rolls Tide’
April 1st, 2016 · Tags: Satire · Sports
I consider myself to be fairly visually oriented, which probably explains why I take so many photographs and also stare at people, totally unaware. It goes back to my roots. … Watching the spinning shadow of the windmill on the farm … tracking dusty whirlwinds across the wheat fields … waving at the […]
Wi-Fi Whistling Dixie
March 30th, 2016 · Tags: Cities · Satire · Sports
A Facebook post led to a fun discussion on whistling. Who can? Who can’t? Is it genetic? A learned trait? Who’s to say? Can you whistle? I was a sophomore in a basketball game with a bunch of older guys out on the court. We were playing nearby Adrian. Adrian had a big guy, a […]
So Over Socialist #Bern-Outs
March 27th, 2016 · Tags: Satire
I spent 10 hours on mostly two-lane and four-lane highway yesterday. Time and time again, two cars or two tractor-trailer rigs would get beside each other, drive much slower than the flow of traffic — for miles. The nicest sports cars had to wait in line, packed in at 50 m.p.h. Families anxious to meet […]