Even my friends who hate motorcycles (and blogs about motorcycles) have probably heard or seen the slogan: “Loud Pipes Save Lives.” Apparently I needed some louder pipes the other day.
Entries Tagged as 'Satire'
PingWi-Fi Does Aerial Acrobatics & The SongBird Has Flown
April 19th, 2018 · Tags: Cities · Politics · Satire · Uncategorized · Wi-Fi
Racewalking In Pocatello Idaho With Wi-Fi — Same Same
March 18th, 2018 · Tags: Cities · Coffee Shops · Hotels · Satire · Sports · Uncategorized · Wi-Fi
It’s one of the more common themes in Sci-Fi — the parallel universe — a place where everything you know exists but everything is different. Ha! Well, I experienced a little PU in my hotel room the other night in Pocatello, Idaho. It’s a long story … The disaster team, traveling on […]
Ground Control To Wi-Fi: Ground Cover, It ISS What It ISS
February 25th, 2018 · Tags: Cities · Gadgets · Satire · Wi-Fi
The incredible preparation for an International Space Station, an ISS, orbit goes unnoticed by many. First, I set the Mr. Coffee Bro to percolate black magic, precisely 15 minutes ahead of the flight plan over Texas. After buttering yesterday’s flour tortilla and sticking a space-ready-and-already wrapped banana in my pocket … and of […]
Lipstick Matters, In Vision Quest For Parking Spot
January 24th, 2018 · Tags: Cities · Coffee Shops · Satire
I get an eye examination and new glasses about every 10 years, whether I need it or not. Ha. Of course the doctors tell us we need to be checked every year. I’ve tried that and guess what, not only do you get a new pair of glasses every year, but the eyes seem […]
Common Sense — Do The Right Thing To Win. #EOS
January 12th, 2018 · Tags: Politics · Satire · Sports
Imagine, if you will, a closed-door meeting in an NFL team executive office. The owner is there, presiding. The coach is there, along with the vice president, the general manager, the head of player personnel, the head of operations and several of the top player development/scouting professionals. The team has an astronomical budget — both […]
Shake Your Moneymaker: “Process” & Uncanny Coincidence
January 2nd, 2018 · Tags: Arts · Music · Satire
I had not been awake for long the morning that a text came in telling me that my friend’s new PingWi-Fi t-shirt had been delivered, way way up north in the top of the Texas Panhandle. In my groggy state, it seemed appropriate that I should give him some BS line to make it […]
Tragedy After Maria In Puerto Rico; Other Stories
December 9th, 2017 · Tags: Arts · Cities · Coffee Shops · Hotels · Satire · Wi-Fi
The Dirty Gig is full of characters … never a dull moment … And Puerto Rico was no different. Working at the storied El San Juan Hotel in Carolina, Puerto Rico, one of my colleagues supervised a laborer named Ura who just stood out above the others … for his personality and attitude … not […]
Houston Dirty Gig Continues … #IIWII … Rap About Nothing
September 17th, 2017 · Tags: Cities · Music · Satire
When you were a child, did you know what you wanted to be when you grow up? I knew what I didn’t want to be at about nine and it involved math. Ha … I recently figured out that I was good in math back then only when it involved memorization — pluses, minuses, […]
Breaking Away From Wi-Fi With Pedal Power
July 20th, 2017 · Tags: Arts · Cities · Music · Satire · Sports
My first “attempt” at college was a dismal failure. It was so bad that I pretty much considered an “incomplete” grade for a course a bit ot a win — as opposed to a fail. Thank goodness that university kicked me out and saved me a few bucks. Then, I went and grew up, entered […]
In Lieu Of Wi-Fi, Ping Lays Down Rhythm At Fortress Fest
April 29th, 2017 · Tags: Arts · Cities · Music · Satire · Wi-Fi
On the eve of Fort Worth’s inaugural Fortress Festival, the Triumph Thunderbird cruiser was parked in front of a large, redbricked-warehouse-of-a-structure, next to a food trailer. Inside and in the garden behind there was one old, long-haired blogger and a bunch of Fort Worth hipster elite for a invitation-only gettogether with one of the […]