It wouldn’t be prudent to discuss all the details of my Dirty Gig in New Zealand … suffice to say we were in Christchurch to do clean up after the recent earthquake — a 7.1 on the Richter scale, at 4:30 a.m., Sept. 4 . The company and the client will remain nameless. What I […]
Entries Tagged as 'Satire'
Ping Takes Rock ‘N’ Roll Mojo To Frozen Gig
September 30th, 2010 · Tags: Arts · Cities · Satire
PingStream … A PingThing, Tweeting From Omni, Fort Worth
September 4th, 2010 · Tags: Cities · Hotels · Satire
Today the PingWi-Fi gypsy caravan is hosting a PingThing … tweeting, blogging, streaming, updating from The Omni Fort Worth … high atop a balcony suite in one of the best addresses in Downtown Fort Worth. Rock on! Your thoughts? Hit “Ping Us” on this Web site, or follow us on Twitter: @pingwifi … Roger that? […]
My Old-School Thongs Took A Lickin Cuz I Was Trippin … Ping Me If This Has Happened To You
August 9th, 2010 · Tags: Satire
We’ve all heard a motivational spiel about “bad things happening to good people” … and “all things working for the good” … I was a key player in a case in point, just the other night. Like a fool, I was carrying clean laundry down the stairs, when I learned the hard way that a […]
Leave A Comment, Unless You Are “Iron Man”
August 2nd, 2010 · Tags: Satire
If every person in my old hometown followed me on Twitter, the followers of @pingwifi would double … the bad news? The number would still be smaller than the calorie intake in my frappuccino. And then, if those followers from Twitter migrated to this Web site, which is my goal … well, who knows what […]
Who You Be Lookin Like, PingWi-Fi? A Negative Tale
July 5th, 2010 · Tags: Satire
What celebrity do people say you resemble? That is my all-time favorite icebreaker question when I meet a stranger. I even prefer that question over “What is the best rock concert you ever saw?” I must say, I have a pretty high success rate when I meet someone and then guess to which celebrities they […]
Funding PingWi-Fi With Dirty Gig — A Poor Choice Of Words?
June 30th, 2010 · Tags: Satire
Moral convictions and personal hygiene/bodily functions are taboos, in my opinion, when it comes to blogging. I try to tread lightly. Normally, I wouldn’t bring up a moral issue because they are so charged with emotion. In addition, I find bathroom humor to be bad form. However … This true story compelled me to make […]
PingWi-Fi Cast As Unlikely ‘David Vs. Goliath’ Blogger
June 11th, 2010 · Tags: Cities · Coffee Shops · Satire · Wi-Fi
When I was a youth, the newspaper could never get it right. One basketball article referred to me as “Pingelton.” Ha! I considered changing my name to “Pringle,” after hearing that one so many times. Another basketball article — my favorite — reported that “Pingelli” scored 20 points in one game. My best friend’s dad […]
Mistaken ID; Cruising Santa Cruz Sans Wi-Fi, Es Verdad?
April 26th, 2010 · Tags: Cities · Satire · Wi-Fi
I think it may be considered a bad thing when someone approaches you at your hotel, and asks, “Do you work here?,” based on how you are dressed. I am pretty sure a lady assumed that the black uniform pants and pressed collared shirt of my Dirty Gigs work clothes meant that I was the […]
PingWi-Fi, Keeping Austin UnWired At SXSW
March 31st, 2010 · Tags: Coffee Shops · Hotels · Satire · Sports · Uncategorized
My first Wi-Fi road trip — an 18,000-mile excursion a few years earlier — wrapped up in Austin with a quick visit to the Wi-Fi Alliance world headquarters and another music festival. So, Austin’s recent SXSW festival was not my first rodeo, but it certainly wasn’t the end of the road either. And frankly this […]
Through The Magic Of Wi-Fi … I Am Watching You
March 28th, 2010 · Tags: Cities · Hotels · Satire · Wi-Fi
It is a magical day at PingWi-Fi. Through the magic that is Facebook, I know that I have a friend/colleague who is working in Santiago, Chile. Ha! If he would sign up for Gowalla or FourSquare, I could tell you what restaurants he frequents. What I can tell you is that he has Wi-Fi at […]